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Dispatch 015 · 2026-05-17 The Vice Grips

Vice Grips, Sovereign Clouds, and the Cancer Line

/ 00:30:17 / 11 sources

“I appreciate everyone's right to privacy, enshrined in the fourth amendment.”

— Jonas Vale, today's narration

Year two of the AI-exposed jobs print comes in soft. Americans in five states are cutting down Flock surveillance cameras with vice grips. The EU is drafting cloud restrictions while The Register documents the computer beneath the computer — Intel's Management Engine, AMD's Platform Security Processor, and the silicon-layer gap European sovereignty frameworks were never designed to close. A compute-rate inversion on H200 hardware. Jamie Dimon's cancer line meets a bioRxiv paper that actually scores cardiomyopathy variants. EY pulls a study for hallucinated citations. Malta hands ChatGPT Plus to every citizen — with a literacy course attached.

Chapters

  1. 00:00:04 Year two of the AI-exposed jobs print
  2. 00:03:30 Twenty-five cameras, vice grips, and the back door to ICE
  3. 00:07:50 The cloud and the computer beneath the computer
  4. 00:13:29 The compute meter
  5. 00:17:43 Dimon's cancer line and the paper underneath
  6. 00:21:42 EY's retracted study and the well-poisoning problem
  7. 00:25:19 Malta's free year
  8. 00:28:49 Five things

Sources

11 cited
  1. 1

    US Is Starting to See Heavy Job Losses in Roles Exposed to AI

    Article Matthew Boesler (Bloomberg)

    A group of 18 occupations flagged by the Bureau of Labor Statistics as exposed to AI, accounting for about 10 million jobs, saw a 0.2% drop in employment between May 2024 and May 2025, compared with an increase in overa…

    www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-15/… →
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    Cited text
    A group of 18 occupations flagged by the Bureau of Labor Statistics as exposed to AI, accounting for about 10 million jobs, saw a 0.2% drop in employment between May 2024 and May 2025, compared with an increase in overall employment of 0.8% over the same period.
    Context
    Second consecutive year of underperformance in AI-exposed roles will start shaping US labor and tariff policy debates.
    Key points
    • BLS data shows AI-exposed occupations lost 0.2% employment vs 0.8% growth elsewhere — second year of the divergence.
    • Customer service reps, certain secretaries, and certain salespeople led the losses.
    • Roughly 10 million US jobs sit in the 18 BLS-flagged occupations.
    • Year-two correlation moves the story from noise into political consequence.
    Provenance
    Article · Supporting source
  2. 2

    Americans Are Smashing Flock Cameras. The Surveillance State Has a Sabotage Problem.

    Article State of Surveillance

    I appreciate everyone's right to privacy, enshrined in the fourth amendment. I appreciate a quiet life and am not looking forward to this process, but I will take the silver lining that this can be a catalyst in a bigge…

    stateofsurveillance.org/news/flock-cameras-… →
    Details
    Cited text
    I appreciate everyone's right to privacy, enshrined in the fourth amendment. I appreciate a quiet life and am not looking forward to this process, but I will take the silver lining that this can be a catalyst in a bigger movement to roll-back intrusive surveillance.
    Context
    Physical sabotage of a surveillance network shows the political price of deployments that bypass council-level public opposition.
    Key points
    • At least 25 Flock license-plate cameras destroyed across 5 states since April 2025.
    • Jeffrey Sovern, 41, of Suffolk, Virginia, faces 25 criminal charges for dismantling 13 cameras.
    • Flock operates in ~6,000 US communities; company valued at $7.5B.
    • Documented 4,000+ local-police lookups against Flock data tagged for ICE purposes, despite Flock denying ICE relationship.
    • 46 cities have rejected Flock contracts; Amazon killed the Ring-Flock partnership.
    Provenance
    Article · Supporting source
  3. 3

    Europe built sovereign clouds to escape US control. Then forgot about the processors

    Article Kim Loohuis (The Register)

    Connecting an untouched-ME vPro laptop to corporate resources exposes the organization to a class of compromise that defeats the host security stack in its entirety.

    www.theregister.com/systems/2026/05/16/euro… →
    Details
    Cited text
    Connecting an untouched-ME vPro laptop to corporate resources exposes the organization to a class of compromise that defeats the host security stack in its entirety.
    Context
    European cloud sovereignty as currently certified does not reach the silicon, leaving an architectural gap subject to US legal process.
    Key points
    • Intel Management Engine and AMD Platform Security Processor run at Ring -3, below the OS, with their own memory, clock and network stack.
    • RISAA 2024 brought hardware manufacturers under FISA's definition of electronic communications service provider — Intel and AMD can be compelled via secret orders.
    • France's SecNumCloud framework (1,200 requirements) does not certify silicon — ANSSI head Vincent Strubel confirms it is 'a cybersecurity tool, not an industrial policy tool.'
    • Eclypsium telemetry: ~72% of enterprise devices remain vulnerable to INTEL-SA-00391; 61% to INTEL-SA-00295.
    • RISC-V remains decades from competitive datacenter performance, per EURECOM's Aurélien Francillon.
    Provenance
    Article · Supporting source
  4. 4

    EU weighs restricting use of US cloud platforms to process sensitive government data

    Article Thom Holwerda (OSnews / sourcing CNBC)

    Relying on the Americans for our digital infrastructure is a monumentally stupid and self-defeating idea.

    www.osnews.com/story/144943/eu-weighs-restr… →
    Details
    Cited text
    Relying on the Americans for our digital infrastructure is a monumentally stupid and self-defeating idea.
    Context
    Couples to the Register piece — legislative cloud restriction will not reach the silicon layer beneath the certified providers.
    Key points
    • EU considering restrictions on member-state use of US hyperscalers for sensitive government data, per CNBC sourcing.
    • Test case: the Netherlands recently sold its national ID services company and associated personal data to a US firm despite parliamentary opposition.
    • Proposal will be tested against member-state dependency on AWS, Azure, and Google Cloud.
    Provenance
    Article · Supporting source
  5. 5

    H200 spot rate inverts above B200

    X @Ren_aramb

    H200 spot just hit $6.40/hr. Up 29% overnight. Now more expensive than B200, which is newer gen. That inversion only happens when supply is gone.

    x.com/Ren_aramb/status/2056039933937152490 →
    Details
    Cited text
    H200 spot just hit $6.40/hr. Up 29% overnight. Now more expensive than B200, which is newer gen. That inversion only happens when supply is gone.
    Context
    A current-vs-prior-generation inversion is a clean read on the depth of the compute shortage and the windfall to NeoCloud operators.
    Key points
    • H200 spot hit $6.40 per hour on May 17, a 29% overnight jump.
    • H200 spot now exceeds B200, the newer-generation chip — a supply-driven inversion.
    • NeoCloud operators with fixed-capex H200/H100 clusters capture margin from rental-rate moves.
    Provenance
    Tweet · Primary source
  6. 6

    Anthropic Compute Growth as of May '26

    Source u/Chasmchas (r/Anthropic)

    SpaceX deal looks like peanuts compared to the AWS jump.

    www.reddit.com/r/Anthropic/comments/1tfs657… →
    Details
    Cited text
    SpaceX deal looks like peanuts compared to the AWS jump.
    Context
    Compute concentration inside US hyperscalers compounds the silicon-layer legal exposure documented in the Register piece.
    Key points
    • Community chart of announced Anthropic compute shows AWS allocation dwarfing the SpaceX deal.
    • Top comment notes announced capacity ≠ available capacity (Stargate caveat).
    • Concentration of Anthropic compute within AWS sits inside US legal jurisdiction.
    Provenance
    Source · Background source
  7. 7

    Cerebras CFO says they are currently running GPT-5.4 and GPT-5.5 internally

    Source u/socoolandawesome (r/singularity)

    If verified, frontier-model inference on wafer-scale silicon shifts the inference economics away from NVIDIA-bound supply.

    www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1tftg… →
    Details
    Context
    If verified, frontier-model inference on wafer-scale silicon shifts the inference economics away from NVIDIA-bound supply.
    Key points
    • Cerebras CFO told CNBC on May 14 the company is running GPT-5.4 and 5.5 on its chips internally, with public release planned.
    • Cerebras IPO is the largest of 2026 to date.
    • Skepticism in comments: ride between marketing talking points and verifiable claim is short.
    • Cerebras already powers a fast option in OpenAI's Codex routing per community discussion.
    Provenance
    Source · Background source
  8. 8

    Jamie Dimon: AI is going to cure cancer

    X @WatcherGuru (citing Jamie Dimon)

    JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says AI is going to "cure cancer."

    x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2055703144080744506 →
    Details
    Cited text
    JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says AI is going to "cure cancer."
    Context
    Bank-CEO categorical claim shifts the public framing of AI in medicine from speculative to imminent — useful only when paired with primary-source AI-genomics work.
    Key points
    • Dimon used 'will,' not 'may' or 'could' — a categorical claim from a major US bank CEO.
    • Clip drew 4,425 likes and 543,713 views inside 24 hours.
    • Couples to JPMorgan's deployment of AI in financial services and the bank's positioning on healthcare investment.
    Provenance
    Tweet · Primary source
  9. 9

    Evo 2 Predicts Cardiomyopathy-Associated Variants and Elucidates Their Underlying Mechanisms

    Article Kurozumi, Otsuka, Masamichi, Kawakami, Isagawa, Kodera, Takeda (bioRxiv)

    Primary-source evidence that genomic AI is now producing clinically usable variant classifications with mechanistic explanations — the brick under Dimon's claim.

    www.biorxiv.org/content/10.64898/2026.05.15… →
    Details
    Context
    Primary-source evidence that genomic AI is now producing clinically usable variant classifications with mechanistic explanations — the brick under Dimon's claim.
    Key points
    • Evo 2 genomic foundation model scored ClinVar cardiomyopathy variants: AUROC 0.983, AUPRC 0.915.
    • Sparse-autoencoder embeddings identified coiled-coil and actin-binding domains characteristic of cardiomyopathy proteins.
    • Model recognized the TBX5 cardiac transcription factor binding motif and predicted SNP-driven affinity changes after fine-tuning.
    • Same model architecture and method scale to cancer variant interpretation and liquid biopsy.
    Provenance
    Article · Supporting source
  10. 10

    EY withdraws report over AI hallucination errors, fake data and citations

    Article Indian Express Tech Desk (citing GPTZero)

    Publishing a report online is essentially a form of data injection into the pool of knowledge that is the internet. When the report includes fake information... it can 'poison the well' by misleading future researchers.

    indianexpress.com/article/technology/artifi… →
    Details
    Cited text
    Publishing a report online is essentially a form of data injection into the pool of knowledge that is the internet. When the report includes fake information... it can 'poison the well' by misleading future researchers.
    Context
    Institutional trust in AI workflows now faces a concrete public counterexample published by a Big Four firm selling AI governance services.
    Key points
    • EY Canada retracted a loyalty-rewards study after GPTZero flagged hallucinated citations including a McKinsey report that does not exist.
    • EY's AI-related revenue grew 30% YoY; 15,000 staff billed on AI projects.
    • Pattern: Deloitte corrected a Canadian government report in 2025 for the same reason; Sullivan & Cromwell apologized to a NY court in April.
    • arXiv last week announced a one-year ban for unchecked LLM-generated errors in submissions.
    Provenance
    Article · Supporting source
  11. 11

    Malta offers ChatGPT Plus to every citizen for one year, conditional on AI literacy course

    Source u/badumtsssst (r/singularity)

    First EU-member-state national rollout sets the template that Estonia, Lithuania, and other small EU states are likely to copy or reject.

    www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1tfis… →
    Details
    Context
    First EU-member-state national rollout sets the template that Estonia, Lithuania, and other small EU states are likely to copy or reject.
    Key points
    • Malta will provide ChatGPT Plus free for one year to all citizens and residents (~574,000 people).
    • Required prerequisite: an AI literacy course built by the University of Malta, not OpenAI.
    • UAE rolled out a similar program earlier in 2026; Malta is the first EU member state.
    • Open questions: data residency for Maltese conversations, default training opt-outs, and what happens at month 13.
    Provenance
    Source · Background source